Come Undone

Some things make me weary: like couples who opt for a quickie, then decide they've "never felt like this before," and proceed to create chaos and heartbreak, all to no avail. These lovers aren't even particularly attractive: He needs a shower and a shave, while she needs to wash off her raccoon eyes.

This in a nutshell, is the plot for this European entry to the 2010 Seattle International Film Festival. I realize that the director and the actors are striving to give their audience Italian/Swiss Porno-Lite, but after the twentieth stroke, gasp and clutch, I was longing for my remote.