- James Franco ("127 Hours") is pitch perfect as Fabious, an ingenuous open-hearted lug, the epitomé of the dauntless son any proud king would have inherit his throne: handsome, strong and brave.
- Zooey Deschanel ("Yes Man") swoons her way back into captivity as Belladonna, the virginal prisoner of a lascivious evil wizard.
- Danny McBride ("Tropic Thunder") sets new lows as Thadeous, the cowardly low-life slacker prince who resents his high-achieving brother.
- Natalie Portman ("Black Swan") proves she earned that Oscar! Her warrior Isabel says the most outrageous things with absolute conviction...and a straight face!
- Toby Stevens ("Infamous") is one of the wizard's henchmen.
- Damien Lewis ("The Baker") is Boremont, an iron-fisted member of Prince Fabious's cohort.
- Charles Dance ("Going Postal") is Talious, the king who never hesitates to show favoritism for his high-achieving, fabulous son.
- Rasmus Hardiker ("ShakespeaRe-Told") is Courtney, the much put-upon but resilient and faithful lackey of the slacker prince.
The screening audience loved the nudity; all the action; the sword-, fist-, and spear-fights. They even liked the references to drug use and giggled about the sheep. Yup, another movie designed for a specific target audience that hits the bull's eye!
Did I laugh? I plead the Fifth.